Eye test- questionable
Facility impression- in the middle of nowhere, blue collar work crowd, nice selection, excellent staff
Standard triangle for the official score
Cheese- American cheese quality, not an Italian quality. Also has a low quality vibe. Detracts a lot. Somewhat subtle but lacks sophistication badly
Dough- reasonable crunch, no special taste
Sauce- unremarkable
Ratio- too much cheese
Execution- not great. Cheese is the killer
Triangle standard is 5.4
Square too radically different to justify including in overall score. Way better. Sauce has excellent spices. Execution profoundly better. 7.7 on the square.
No fancy quote for today’s review