Pizza Review
Alright La Casa Bella. As you can see from the photo they crushed one end of the pie when they shut the box. Also the pie was unevenly cut. Some slices were huge. Other small like ya first crushes tits. Maybe the guys behind the counter had too many vodka red bulls the night before. Anyway the pie is good. Not as good as they think it is, that’s for sure. But good. Pretty thin for a big slice. Also it’s lite, so ya don’t feel like a fat bastard while eating it. If you brought this over your friend’s house, they would be like “good pizza. What’s the name of it?” And you’d be like “La Casa Bella” and they would be like “Why would anyone name their pizzeria Beautiful House. What kind of shit name is that. Get the fuck out. You and your slightly above average unevenly cut pizza”

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