Little caesars has the most efficient service, best bang for buck, best slogan, mascot. Pizza isn’t top tier but you can barely get a slice for $5 some places, how’s a kid supposed to survive at those rates? The Little Caesar’s pizza man fucked my girlfriend and I still shake that mans hand and exchange my $5.60 (60 cents for buffalo ranch sauce) for his pepperoni pizzas on a weekly basis. He greets me with “pizza pizza”; high point of my week. If they didn’t charge for fucking sauces they’d get a 9 or higher.
