Salame Piccante from Wild Crust Pizza (York Blvd, Highland Park): Crispy edges, a sauce that slaps harder than your Italian uncle when you pronounce “prosciutto” wrong, and just enough spice to remind you you’re alive. One bite, everyone knows the rules. Not life-changing, but definitely life-improving. Solid **8.3/10**—would risk burning the roof of my mouth again.
