This is San Francisco. Little Caesars sells 2,000 calories for $5.99, and that price is what takes my bite from zero to 1.0. The magic of the little drawer opening when you scan your QR code adds another .1. Unfortunately, the taste adds nothing. Yes, it’s hot calories. But there’s no satisfaction. If you have money in your wallet, you already know to pass on this pizza. It’s hot, and ready to disappoint you.
