Lucali

I had heard amazing things about Lucali so I rode my trusty scooter out to Brooklyn last night and let me tell you, WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT! First, I got there super early and got my name on the list. I knew I would have to wait but they took person after person before me who I was in front of! Later the hostess gave me the BS excuse that due to my rather portly frame they had to wait for 2 adjacent tables to open because I wouldn’t fit at one. HOW RUDE! I finally sit down and order a large pepperoni pizza, a large calzone, and 2 sides of sauce for myself. How is there only one meat on the menu?!?!? At Dominos you can get a variety of delectable meats including pepperoni, sausage, bacon, chicken, etc. WHERE IS YOUR SAUSAGE Lucali????? A 3 hour wait and no sausage?!?!? I mean what hell is a “shallot” anyway? The food I found to be rather bland and it was laughable that the Pizza and the calzone were both considered “large.” I consumed the pizza and calzone in about 5 minutes and was not even close to being full. Food was ok but rather bland in comparison to the classic pizza joints like Dominos and Pizza Hut. I was not impressed. Finally, we have to talk about the price. My bill was $60. I could feed at Cici’s for almost an entire week on what this stupid pizza and calzone cost me. The pizza to dollar ratio at Lucali is the WORST I’ve ever come across. Also on my way out the waitress gave me a dirty look, I’m not sure if it was the fact that I didn’t tip or that I had shit my pants during this meal and left a little smudge on the seat. Just a little poop smudge? No big deal. 2.7/10