My jaw is actively throbbing while I’m writing this. For how greasy this pizza is, it’s surprising how it’s also so incredibly dry. Like chewing through tar with a layer of dried slime on top and a piece of plastic on the bottom. The only crunch from this pizza came from the cheese. Make that make sense. It took me about 10 minutes to chew through this one slice of pizza. I ordered two slices of cheese and they gave me four which was very kind. It also came with a free canned soda, but I decided. Is pizza made me sad, not because its physically impossible for me to eat it, but they gave me two slices and I needed and now I have to throw it away. And if there is one thing on this earth I gaf most about, it is wastefulness. I wouldn’t give this to anyone, it’s inedible, I wouldn’t give this to someone struggling on the side walk bc they would probably also throw it away and cause them the same pain im feeling right now. I know that sounds rough, but I’m genuinely worried by these slices. Frankie I’m sorry I need to say this, but this is trash pizza. I believe in you mamas, please do better. Pizza has sauce on it, idk just a tip.
