Maria D's

When your boyfriend cancels Valentine's Day dinner to go see Fifty Shades of Grey with his boys

It's OK. Sauce is a bit spicy.

Great spot for a quick slice or 2 after a night at the bars.

Good drunk pizza, add parmesean and crushed peppers and soak up the alcohol

Floppy with WAY too much cheese (mozz & parm blend, so kinda reminds me of Chuck-E Cheese), but damn if that doesn't hit the spot at 1am. If you have patience, letting the pizza settle improves the flop. I really like the dough's texture, and for the price I would def grab carry-out from here vs. other places nearby.

Cheese slice

Super greasy but I like the soft cheese and crust. It doesn’t need ranch so that’s a plus

This was a solid slice Frankie. Good cheese to sauce ratio, decent crust. The sauce was more on the tangier side and I prefer mine sweeter but it was still good. I’d for sure pick up a whole pie.

Alright Frankie... Maria D’s (1 cheese slice). I only have 1 slice to go off of but it was pretty damn good. It had a little Baltimore flop but the flavors were good, it had a solid tang. Good cheese to sauce ratio and the crust was slightly above average. Could have been a little crispier. Overall, pleasantly surprised. I would get it again and will try a whole pie next time. 7.9 - that’s a review!

Greasy, doughie- got the job done year ago at 1am, but not now.

Flop city. Chewy but ok. Not bad overall. Greasy though.

Crust lackin. Booty smackin

Delicious! A little greasy but overall really good. Sauce could have a little more tang.

Too chewy and has no flavor. Might as well eat a tire. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Solid buff chick pizza.

BBQ Chicken

Average score

Drunk pizza. Huge flop.