Maria D's

When your boyfriend cancels Valentine's Day dinner to go see Fifty Shades of Grey with his boys

It's OK. Sauce is a bit spicy.

Great spot for a quick slice or 2 after a night at the bars.

Good drunk pizza, add parmesean and crushed peppers and soak up the alcohol

Very good football pizza. Nice tang but way to floppy and very heavy. Give this pizza another min in the oven and it’s a different ball game. 6.8 slice here, that’s the review Frankie.

Floppy with WAY too much cheese (mozz & parm blend, so kinda reminds me of Chuck-E Cheese), but damn if that doesn't hit the spot at 1am. If you have patience, letting the pizza settle improves the flop. I really like the dough's texture, and for the price I would def grab carry-out from here vs. other places nearby.

Cheese slice

Super greasy but I like the soft cheese and crust. It doesn’t need ranch so that’s a plus

This was a solid slice Frankie. Good cheese to sauce ratio, decent crust. The sauce was more on the tangier side and I prefer mine sweeter but it was still good. I’d for sure pick up a whole pie.

Alright Frankie... Maria D’s (1 cheese slice). I only have 1 slice to go off of but it was pretty damn good. It had a little Baltimore flop but the flavors were good, it had a solid tang. Good cheese to sauce ratio and the crust was slightly above average. Could have been a little crispier. Overall, pleasantly surprised. I would get it again and will try a whole pie next time. 7.9 - that’s a review!

Greasy, doughie- got the job done year ago at 1am, but not now.

Flop city. Chewy but ok. Not bad overall. Greasy though.

Crust lackin. Booty smackin

Delicious! A little greasy but overall really good. Sauce could have a little more tang.

Too chewy and has no flavor. Might as well eat a tire. 🤷🏼‍♂️

BBQ Chicken

Average score

Drunk pizza. Huge flop.