Michael's Pastaria & Deli

Super thin and crispy. Good taste but a little on the salty side

The “Thinny Thin” is a rippy rip off, listed at $13.95 on their website but actually $19.15 before tip. Evidently it got the “Barstool Bump” after Portnoy reviewed it. I’m really not sure what he or anyone sees in this pizza. For such a thin pie, it’s embarrassingly floppy, with the crust being the only crispy aspect, and not good enough to make up for the other lackluster ingredients. This pizza is essentially sauceless; all I can taste is the oil and heavy amounts of salt. I’m not entirely sure what kind of cheese they use but it’s incredibly pungent, super sharp, very tight & rigid and not pleasant-tasting whatsoever. The smell and taste are close to Parmesan that has recently expired. I’d say this pie just isn’t my style but I love thin crust pizza when it’s done right. This is just poorly executed and at nearly $20 a pie, it’s the least bang for your buck in New Jersey.

Ralphs. Then Michael’s. Then Amore.

The Thinny thin is a must. I am a big fan. It is very Parmesan-y. Especially the crust. Similar to Ralphs yet with minimal tang and minimal grease.

A thicker bar pie. Need another minute cooked, a lot of cheese. Good flavor, needs a bit more sauce. Overall good pie though.

Thinny Thin

Unique tasting pie. Textured crust and different combination of cheese maybe?

Cheese and sauce on point. Love the thin crisp crust. Underside could have been a bit crispier though. Still solid. 7.8