Pizza Review
Above average drunk pizza. Nice crisp, little flop, little greasy, flavorful garlic basil crust, but very little sauce which really killed the score for me - better sauce to cheese ratio would have put this in the 7’s.
Pizza Review
FLOPPY, GREASY, DOUGHY, CHEESY Bar pie. If you prefer a crusty, cooked under carriage, then move along. Just move along. If you like doughy, greasy, floppy…with a lot of oregano then this is for you. Ok look, given the area and the atmosphere (live band bar), this stuff works well. But…if you’re a pizza snob then, ummm, it’s ok at best. So let’s break it down… Crust: Non-existent Cheese: Good, well seasoned Undercarriage: Greasefest 2024 Flop: WICKED FLOPPY! OMFG Sauce: Hard to tell as there’s just SO much grease and the cheese is emblazoned with oregano. Final: it’s an ok pie for a good night out drinking, but it’s definitely not a pie you go out of your way for. My Scoring System: * Always a large cheese pizza * Always made to order * Always eaten at the establishment * Always eaten while fresh and hot > 9.0 = Travel out of state or 4+ hours for the pizza. This is World-Class Pizza! > 8.0 = Travel 1 to 3 hours for the pizza. This is Local Legend Pizza > 7.0 = Local pizza that is a go-to. Very good pizza. > 6.0 = If you’re already there then you go for it. It’s not a bad pie but you’re not going out of your way for it. < 5.9 = Worsening levels of MEH. Gas station heat lamp to school lunch lady pizza. You’ll feel the dead weight in you. Hard pass (pun intended). Atmosphere and service adds/drops up to .5 points: Add 0.0 for polite service Add 0.1 for good service Add 0.2 for great service Add 0.3 for phenomenal service Add 0.4 for legendary service Add 0.5 for epic service that can only be done here Subtract 0.1 to 0.5 for meh, distracted, bad, awful, and find another job, respectively.
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