FLOPPY, GREASY, DOUGHY, CHEESY Bar pie.
If you prefer a crusty, cooked under carriage, then move along. Just move along.
If you like doughy, greasy, floppy…with a lot of oregano then this is for you.
Ok look, given the area and the atmosphere (live band bar), this stuff works well.
But…if you’re a pizza snob then, ummm, it’s ok at best.
So let’s break it down…
Crust: Non-existent
Cheese: Good, well seasoned
Undercarriage: Greasefest 2024
Flop: WICKED FLOPPY! OMFG
Sauce: Hard to tell as there’s just SO much grease and the cheese is emblazoned with oregano.
Final: it’s an ok pie for a good night out drinking, but it’s definitely not a pie you go out of your way for.
My Scoring System:
* Always a large cheese pizza
* Always made to order
* Always eaten at the establishment
* Always eaten while fresh and hot
> 9.0 = Travel out of state or 4+ hours for the pizza. This is World-Class Pizza!
> 8.0 = Travel 1 to 3 hours for the pizza. This is Local Legend Pizza
> 7.0 = Local pizza that is a go-to. Very good pizza.
> 6.0 = If you’re already there then you go for it. It’s not a bad pie but you’re not going out of your way for it.
< 5.9 = Worsening levels of MEH. Gas station heat lamp to school lunch lady pizza. You’ll feel the dead weight in you. Hard pass (pun intended).
Atmosphere and service adds/drops up to .5 points:
Add 0.0 for polite service
Add 0.1 for good service
Add 0.2 for great service
Add 0.3 for phenomenal service
Add 0.4 for legendary service
Add 0.5 for epic service that can only be done here
Subtract 0.1 to 0.5 for meh, distracted, bad, awful, and find another job, respectively.