Nomad Pizza

Eye test- lies to you the same way a stripper makes you think you have a chance and you are adorable Ratio- absolutely hideous. Dough bomb. Way too thick Execution- dough is soft like pillows. The taste is lousy. Ratio stinks Dough- tastes like nothing and unbelievably chewy. Zero crisp. Absolutely awful. Sauce- no sweet and no spices. Horrendous Cheese- neutral Mussorgsky said, “Success is defined by the listener, not the composer.” As the eater, I define this as pathetic If this was a stock it would be Worldcom or Woolworths. Lest you think there is bias because I prefer football pizza it’s not true. This is lame from every possible point of view That being said, it’s perfect for Giants fans after a hard day of manual labor that pays you in cash