Ok here is my disclaimer. This review is because I'm sick of looking at thats kids face who left a review on the same day as his two buddies who all gave it a very high 9. Hey dummy... You can see the red pizza delivery bag in the back of one of the videos where the kid is pounding a Bud light. Obviously Aunty owns it or your job depended on this review. I'm gonna wrap up six balls for the three of you for Xmas. Give an honest review.
Ok the pizza.... It's NOT a traditional thin crust. It is slightly thin. The crisp was great! However it was off set by it being chewy. Like, how do you even do that. I don't know how it's scientificly possible. The flavor profile was good until a second later I was smashed in the face with more garlic and salt than you'd need to keep away 1,000 vampires. Probably because the sauce would taste like a chunky Prego without it. A bit greasy and too much cheese. Way too much. Turn down the mozzarella and get rid of some of that grease. Kinda small for $15+ for a cheese pizza. Which btw is the pizza gold standard. Stop picking licking your lips at a pepperoni pizza review and looking around like you just stole something. The three stooges Sox in 5 crew.... Grow a pair.
So, way way too much garlic and salt. Too much cheese. Heavy too. Not so "thin".
FINAL SCORE 6.8
I wouldn't go back. Not the worst but if you like getting pounded repeatedly by garlic and salt then go for it.
