Pagliacci Pizza

7.4/10 🍕 No crisp. No crunch. No structural integrity. This slice was floppier than a wet noodle in a fakn rainstorm. I needed a fork and a tetanus shot just to pick it up. The only reason this gets a 7.4 is because it’s Seattle, and pizza here is judged on a curve. In any city where people understand pizza, this would be fighting for a 5. But compared to the local competition, this is Michelin star. Seattle: please stop committing crimes against pizza... Pizza lives matter!