Eye test- baffling
Crust backbone alert- profound lack of crisp
Grease alert- a lot!
Dough- no meaningful taste, very thin
Sauce- lacking, I can’t identify any taste
Cheese- extremely neutral taste. Texture just a bit too chewy.
Ratio- it’s fine
Execution- it’s ok but tastes like nothing
Eddie Van Halen said, “I rip apart guitars to figure things out.”
I figure this neighborhood is in deep you know what eating this.
