Parma Pizza & Grill Of Columbia

Eye test- baffling Crust backbone alert- profound lack of crisp Grease alert- a lot! Dough- no meaningful taste, very thin Sauce- lacking, I can’t identify any taste Cheese- extremely neutral taste. Texture just a bit too chewy. Ratio- it’s fine Execution- it’s ok but tastes like nothing Eddie Van Halen said, “I rip apart guitars to figure things out.” I figure this neighborhood is in deep you know what eating this.