Pasquale's Newport

I like how cheesy the pizza is, but this pizza tastes like a stick of butter was melted on it. That’s good for some people not great for me, lacking in the amount of toppings put on it and not much crunch. In short, not bad not great

Cheese slides off, dough tastes like cardboard, undercooked, flavorless. I’ve had worse but this is not good pizza.

Good if drunk

I can’t believe I wasted my weekly ration of 300 carbs on this pizza. You ever met a girl that looked good and thin and then when you finally got her out of her clothes you realized she was a faker? This pizza is a liar. It looks thin but was actually dense and doughy. Barely any crust and was basic. A lot of cheese that wasn’t bad but there was nothing else to ground all that cheese. Sauce was loose and and lacking any type of pizzazz, just like my ex wife. If this pizza were a woman I would definitely leave her on “read.”

Lacks flavor, crunch, and tang. Overall better than your frozen pizza at home but sheesh. This came highly recommended and did disappoint. That’s a review.