Pasquale's Newport

I can’t believe I wasted my weekly ration of 300 carbs on this pizza. You ever met a girl that looked good and thin and then when you finally got her out of her clothes you realized she was a faker? This pizza is a liar. It looks thin but was actually dense and doughy. Barely any crust and was basic. A lot of cheese that wasn’t bad but there was nothing else to ground all that cheese. Sauce was loose and and lacking any type of pizzazz, just like my ex wife. If this pizza were a woman I would definitely leave her on “read.”