Alright here we go. For the 150th review ya gotta do something special. Like your first Father’s Day on St Joe’s Day. So we got so fed up with the way the pizza season went that we decided to make the pizza ourselves! The Super Bowl pie was so lackluster that we were like fuck it. We make the pizza now! All the pizzerias around our area are trash. Granted there was 2 feet of snow and we couldn’t order. But still we were like this is what we’re doing. And ya know what it didn’t disappoint. It was scolding hot. Got the dough from Pastosa. Made the sauce in house. Got the cheese from the market. And bam we got ourselves a hot pie. Now I’m a bit bias so I’m gonna go 8.1. But it’s better than the crap some of these ppl make. Do better you fucks! Looking at you Grotta Azzura. You embarrassed me during the Super Bowl so bad that I had to bring the Turtles (my boys) to Lees Tavern. Spent 5 hours talking about who’s getting a divorce because your pizza was a doughy sack of shit. Is this Super Bowl worthy? Absofuckinglutely. But we aren’t cheap fucks who do that kind of thing. And if you are and you pump out a shit pie, then you should be smacked with a fine or even worse capknee.
