Patzeria Perfect Pizza

I always get a good slice here and always super quick too…nice sauce and great toppings.

grandma slice, very solid. good crust and tangy sauce

Very solid pizza. Great flavor. Sauce was on point in my professional opinion. definitely better than your average Joe.

Surprised at Dave's score. Been here a few times and always top notch.

Guys told us to get the fuck out of there mid-review

Not The Best!

Served very hot, yummy fresh sauce, crispy crust + good sauce:cheese ratio

Patzeria 5.3! That’s a review.

never in my life have i used the term “slurped a pizza” until this place.

Greasy. Crunchy, plain crust. Sort of a shit show trying to order pay and getthefuckouttathere (they put my slice in some other lady’s pizza box and we had to figure out our on our own). Sauce is tangy and redeems it, mildly. It was 20 paces from my hotel room. So it breaks the 5.0 barrier...barely

Another NYC pizza review by Cam Nelson!

Feel like I’m getting yesterday’s chicken cheese pizza. What a waste of my life