Eye test - not great
Execution - fair at best
Ratio - just a tad too cheesy
Crust - thin as all get out but tasteless
Sauce - void of taste, certainly not homemade
Cheese - solid taste and very nice chew, good stuff and the only redeeming quality
Not travel or neighborhood worthy
Ideal for Mets fans thinking that paying a bazillion dollars to a really good player would turn things around
Dopey quote of the day:
Chopin said, “I wish I could throw off the thoughts that poison my happiness, and yet I love to indulge in them.”