Alright Pizzaioli. Not bad, not bad at all. Very solid 7.6. I don’t know why the score on the app is so low. I think it’s just one bad review on here. Hey look don’t be a fucking stickler. If ya had a bad experience with the place that’s one thing. But the pizza isn’t a 6.2. That’s for sure. This is prototypical Staten Island pizza. It’s in a little shopping mall located next to a movie theatre. Not a bad spot to go to after she’s touched it a little bit after ya just watched a piece of shit Pixar movie. Ya know what I mean? Type of pizza that when ya order and if ya have a fat fucking cable guy fixing your internet, you can offer him a slice and he ain’t gonna be disappointed. The Cable Guy the hero of the 90s. The moochers of the 2020s. Anyway I don’t want to get sidetracked. Very good pizza. When ppl talk about SI, they are like “every pizzeria is good” and sorry that ain’t the truth. Lot of crap pizza around the island. Thanks to the square heads and the Jamaican beef Patty lovers. But this here is a solid one.
