Polito's Pizza

When you know your friend is peeing in the pool

The crunchy crust is where it’s at.

Always reliable and convenient.

Crust is is 7.3 but so much weight on the pizza cause if the cheese makes it a challenge for the first few bites

Decent undercarriage, pretty floppy. Tastes great and for the amount you get, the price is pretty fair. This time I got a pepperoni slice and it was nice and salty. Definitely a go-to place for a college student on the weekend. Every time I’ve gone here they’re consistent.

Talk about flop city. Decent undercarriage and crunch. Nice flavor, however a little too greasy. Could use a little more sauce. If you’re looking for a cheap quick bite then this is the spot for you, it’s in a prime location. Highly recommend the garlic knots.

Pepperoni was definitely the best slice out of the 3. The other two were pretty mid, if not borderline criminal. There was a bit too much flop and it was significantly lacking the char department. You might like this pizza if you have been driving through the Midwest, recently crashed your drone and are trying to figure out the Wisconsin accent. It’s a 5.6 for me.

Slice review, it was alright, good toppings and cooked well. A little floppy/greasy for my liking but all in all a good pizza. Great for late night pizza, big slices.

Very good!

Decent New York style pizza.

Came to Wisconsin not expecting to find good pizza but this place is right on par with some of my regular spots in Jersey. 7.4 on that scale but closer to a 7.8 on a Wisconsin scale. Only complaint is that it’s a little undercooked and doughy

Great service. Good pizza. Little flop. Could be a 9 with more sauce.

drunk pizza, 6.9 because i will rail a girl tonight

Very cheesy and greasy, light and flaky crust.

One bite, everybody knows the rules. This is a solid pizza by the slice place in La Crosse. Mostly caters to the late night drunk college student. The base of the pizza is very thin so expect some flop. Not a lot of crisp even at the crust. I can tell the slice I had was sitting for awhile before being reheated. It’s a solid 6.3. That’s the review.