Eye test - big slice. Looks cheesy.
Ratio - poor, too much cheese
Execution - ok, sort of
Cheese - has a hint of that cheap, Austin Meehan Middle School of Red and blue and gold quality. In addition, soft with very little chew
Sauce - we can rule out the possibility that it’s homemade. A hint of sweet, lacks fresh tomato quality
Dough - not crispy with slightly above average taste
Beethoven said, “The true artist has no pride.”
I’m proud to say this is barely neighborhood worthy and certainly not travel worthy
Perfect for Knicks fans to treat yourselves for not getting caught in your most recent crime
Value alert - big slices
