Pudgies Pizza Sayre

Ordered a cheese slice, you can visibly see someone has picked off the pieces of pepperoni. I doubt my dog would eat it.

Absolute shit

Howie’s Pizza my ass. This is Pudgies in disguise. No question about it. God damnit Howie, you sit on a throne of lies. Typical Pudgies gas station pizza. I could eat it every day but its not good pizza and i know that. Moderately sweet canned sauce, no crisp, cheese is ok, kind of rubbery because they dont reheat. Kind of disappointed.

How to make this pizza. One. Buy a loaf of wonder bread. To. Buy a can of SpaghettiOs and strain all of the pasta out of it. Then wipe that soupy shit on the bread. Three. Throw on one shred I have a cheese-like plastic substance and melt. Voila. Howies.

Just like Pudgies. It’s football pizza. Slight Pennsylvania flop. Not as good as the pizza place with the fat Italian in a race car but very comparable with them. The price difference makes Howard’s the value choice between the 2. Get a sheet for Saturday or Sunday get some mild sauce to dip it in and buy some Busch lights and ball on budget. Also just okay.