Purple Pizza & Grill

The case slices looked really good. The rating on this place were low so let’s see of the people were right. The way I rate a pizza place. It has to be a variation slice of plain, it can’t have any toppings. This was a margarita Sicilian. It’s as heavy as you would expect and it has a drizzle of extra-virgin olive oil and garlic. You can really taste it. The sauce was on point. The people have the score here wrong this is easily a mid seven.

Eye test - egad, yuck! Initial reaction - not quite yuck, but not far off Ratio - way too cheesy. I just had to spit a bite out. If it’s going to taste this lousy, no point in the additional cholesterol I can ill afford. May be the first time ever I spit a bite out Execution - challenged. Undercooked and pretty weak taste. I’m disliking this more by the second Cheese - fairly neutral taste with virtually no tang. Hard pressed to find any positive virtue. It jumps out as low quality, quite distinctively Sauce - sweet with no tang. Generally a positive for me, but in this case quite negative. The sweet taste is gross, as if from some fake sweetener. It also jumps out as unusually low quality Dough- void of taste. A bit below average. Has no quality that warrants even an average rating Overall- not even neighborhood worthy J. Strauss said, “Music that inspires dance has the added quality that it creates even more joy.” This slice creates sadness

Couldn’t be more basic. Super doughy. Definitely drunk pizza, especially with the hours.

Honestly, the ingredients taste pretty good. The pizza itself is incredibly greasy, and the dough is trash. But it’s midnight, what the fuck else am i supposed to do? How can the cheese and sauce be good but the dough be that bad? Welcome to Purple Pizza at midnight i guess.