Eye test - egad, yuck!
Initial reaction - not quite yuck, but not far off
Ratio - way too cheesy. I just had to spit a bite out. If it’s going to taste this lousy, no point in the additional cholesterol I can ill afford. May be the first time ever I spit a bite out
Execution - challenged. Undercooked and pretty weak taste. I’m disliking this more by the second
Cheese - fairly neutral taste with virtually no tang. Hard pressed to find any positive virtue. It jumps out as low quality, quite distinctively
Sauce - sweet with no tang. Generally a positive for me, but in this case quite negative. The sweet taste is gross, as if from some fake sweetener. It also jumps out as unusually low quality
Dough- void of taste. A bit below average. Has no quality that warrants even an average rating
Overall- not even neighborhood worthy
J. Strauss said, “Music that inspires dance has the added quality that it creates even more joy.”
This slice creates sadness
