Alright Royal Pizza. This totally authentic “Italian” pizza made by a totally real life Italian is pretty bad. The sauce had no taste. Each slice had a different type of dough. Listen here Borat, we’re onto you. We know about the posing. Just going to leave it there. If you go to Royal Pizza and you are expecting an authentic “Italian” experience, I suggest you drive right past it. But if you like garlic knots and Buffalo chicken slices then this is the pizzeria for you. Which is weird because Albanians are mostly known for that cuisine. The pizza also gave me heartburn. I don’t know if it was the pizza or that my heart was aching when I found out that this man wasn’t straight off the boat Italiano.
