Sarpino's Pizzeria Gold Coast

One step above dominos. Will suffice if u are drunk and hungry

Very fluffy, sweet sauce, lot of cheese

Sausage deep dish. OK sauce and deep dish crust, light on the sausage.

This one was crispy, turned out pretty good, im wasted so I would eat dog turds at this point

Indistinguishable from oven pizza. Absolute grease fest. I could feel it ruining my afternoon midbite.

Drunk Pizza. Real thick.

If you’re fucked up. Go for it. Not that bad and reduces hangover.

Crust like a butter grease sponge with too much sauce and a pile of melted string cheeses on top. They got my order wrong- what kind of psychopath orders a tomato pizza? Only way I go back is if I get constipated for a month because they definitely sprinkle laxatives like Parmesan at this place.

Slight New York flop. Very tasty, sweet sauce. They are generous with the cheese. Pepperoni and bacon weren’t overdone.