Sauce Pizzeria

Taste like shit. All my bros agree.

Me and my “bros” thought this was substandard

Rat Food, Rat Owner, Sauce is Putrid food.

0.0. No loyalty. Everyone knows the rules. And also I’m not a bro. I’m a father

It tastes just like this flip flop. Rubbery

Don’t believe the hype. I live in CT and this pizza sucks

First time trying Sauce. Heard mixed reviews. But the bros and I agreed that it wasn’t very good. I liked it least and thought it might even taste shitty.

Hated it

Look at that slice, floppier than an 80 year old dick. Zero crisp, all flop and an ungrateful piece of shit owner. A 4.1 is generous.

Regardless of politics or drama, this is the best pizza I’ve ever had so far

BRO this is trash

Scroll back to reviews before 08/16/23 to see what people really think about Sauce Pizzeria, if you're not invested in the drama and bullshit I'm about to mention below: So 9.1 is the real score from Dave. Just watch the "Sauce Pizzeria" One Bite video from 2018 on YouTube and you'll find the real review. If you don't know, Stoolies (and Dave) got mad at the owner for criticizing him, and now they're posting fake reviews to lower their score. Plus Dave did the un-Prez-idented thing of rescoring Sauce down to a 7.3 from a 9.1 and being Frankie's favorite pizza ever. I don't care about that. I just want to see people's honest reviews. I'll score it 9.1 for now.

This picture is not that pizza, unfortunately it was terrible and I wish it was this photo

It tastes like this picture

This pizza is trash. Moldy shit. Almost as bad as Corleones.

Word is they would special deliver to a rich guys private island. Originated the “Pizza Gate” secret language. IYKYK

With Dave

Fuck this place. You gonna be an absolute loser bum to be upset for getting business.

This is what happens when you invest in Bidenomics. Place went down harder than Lebron in 2011 finals. Wouldn't recommend going and never insult your clientele. From yours truly, a BRO!!!

Wasn’t a fan at all