Sexy Pizza

Stop loaning money to your roommate. I'm at the mall and he's buying Yeezys".

Nothing sexy here, just bland.

This is the most average slice I think I’ve ever had.

Good crunch. Flopped. Not super oiley. Coming from the east coast, this isn’t bad for Denver.

Very good for Denver

Working mans slice. No frills just right. Sexy indeed.

Not super randy. I need to be drunker than my 3rd ex wife on our honeymoon to give this above a 7

Solid pie, good sauce, decent crisp, just a little flop but really tasty overall

Not a bad slice. Super thin and crisp airy crust

Not bad, just a little plain.

Slices weren't fresh but easy 8.1 if they were.

It issss quite sexy (in my mouth)... I’ll vouch for it. A bit greasy, but that’s part of what helps make it sexy, right?! ...One bite, everybody knows the rules - It was flavorful, w/ nicely done pepperoni, & surprisingly flop free. I’d put it in my mouth again! 💃🏼🍕