Sexy Pizza

Stop loaning money to your roommate. I'm at the mall and he's buying Yeezys".

Nothing sexy here, just bland.

This is the most average slice I think I’ve ever had.

A lot of flop, crust was crispy though. Sauce was good cheese was decent a good spot to grab just a slice.

Good crunch. Flopped. Not super oiley. Coming from the east coast, this isn’t bad for Denver.

Working mans slice. No frills just right. Sexy indeed.

Not super randy. I need to be drunker than my 3rd ex wife on our honeymoon to give this above a 7

Solid pie, good sauce, decent crisp, just a little flop but really tasty overall

Not a bad slice. Super thin and crisp airy crust

Not bad, just a little plain.

Slices weren't fresh but easy 8.1 if they were.

It issss quite sexy (in my mouth)... I’ll vouch for it. A bit greasy, but that’s part of what helps make it sexy, right?! ...One bite, everybody knows the rules - It was flavorful, w/ nicely done pepperoni, & surprisingly flop free. I’d put it in my mouth again! 💃🏼🍕