The Suburban

Cheese had too much sauce and was forgettable. “The midwesterner” (0.6) may be the worst pizza I’ve had in my entire life. Not being a hater. Dead serious. Sorry

We had high hopes for this place given the picture on the website which looks completely different to what we received. Sadly even my 4 year old wasn’t a fan.

would only enjoy this pizza if I was drunk... disappointment sober! Lacking sauce and way too much cheese. Crazy flop and greasy.

Crazy flop. No sauce taste. Too much cheese taste for a thin crust pizza, and crust didn’t taste cooked enough for my experienced pallet. This pizza is simply average, the best of the lousiest, and the lousiest of the best. Go to the place down the street instead, much better.

Great to grab after the bar. Drunk pizza for sure.