M Score: 5.2
Crust: .1
Cheese: 2.9
Sauce: 2.0
Bonus: .2
Ranch? No
“Cheese is the show stopper. It’s obviously delicious from the first bite. It is sweet. The sauce isn’t sweet, rather, the cheese. The sauce is good, I think there’s the perfect amount of it. Worst crust I’ve eaten since doing this with J. How can the crust be burnt AND uncooked at the same time? Hard to give bonus points when the crust is this bad.”
J Score: 4.3
Crust: .1
Cheese: 2.6
Sauce: 1.1
Bonus: .5
Ranch? “Yup”
“I like the cheese, but I immediately thought it needed something else. Sauce adds no value. It’s bland. Bonus points though for sauce/cheese ratio. Crust...wtf. Burnt AND chewy cardboard. No flavor. I’m done.”