U.S. Pizza Batesville

Molten lava. Soupy and greasy. Not sure what to say about the red stuff they call sauce except screwball... Strike three, you're out. I'd rather just have the crust cooked with no sauce or cheese so I can dip it in a bowl of soup because that what you do with crackers.

Ummm does this qualify as pizza?

Not pizza. Looks like a pizza but it doesn't taste like a pizza. I think they use the same recipe for their crust as saltine crackers. The sauce tastes like it came out of a can. I would call this saltine crackers with ketchup and cheese. Very weak attempt at pizza.