Wally's Cafe & Pizzeria

Disappointment is a generous word, you walk in and and see a poo machine from maybe the 40’s? keep walking and you’ll see the front counter. Look to your right and you’ll see three booths along with a basketball shooting net. Odd. But it gets worse. A LITERAL BED IN THE CORNER OF WHERE GUESTS ARE SUPPOSED TO EAT. I am sitting here on my kings throne typing this as my stomach is making irregular noises. Simply just a greaseball and not good pizza. I will be debating my life decisions later tn when my farts travel up to my face well i’m sleeping from the ungodly things this pizza has unleashed on my bowel.