Pizza Review
I really don’t want to hate this pizza, but I hate this pizza. I simply asked for a cheese pizza, going into this as neutral as possible, and I think that might have caught them off guard. Which sucks, because I like Wise Guys for their excellent reputation for craft beer. I could only assume their reputation for pizza might be as impressive. Unfortunately, this falls really short. This is just a rubbery cheesy mess. And it’s doughy as hell. Like really doughy. I think the only reason it hits a top is because it had a little bit of a crisp. It got worse as I kept trying to find something to enjoy. Just a bad version of bar pizza. Is there a specialty here? Is there something I missed? What a bummer. 2.5 Frankie.