Ceres

The best pizza I’ve ever had. Absolutely lived up to the hype. Sauce and crust were phenomenal and the cheese was great even as well done. Dave’s middle name ‘Crispy’ was certainly present in this pie. Outstanding Pizza

This is the best pizza I have had in my life. It was so good that I bought a shirt.

Extreme wolf 🐺 New York Emergency Pedigree Hypersonic Review Cheese pizza review Eye test - magnificent Ratio - imperfect. On the cheese, which is how this score is based, there is very little sauce Execution - bake and ingredients are spectacular Sauce - way too little. However, the taste is stellar Cheese - an outstanding taste and chew. The combination used is dead perfect, and clearly high quality Dough - really jumps out. Perfect crunch, and a beautiful taste. Subtle yet tasty. They have nailed the process Prokofiev said, “I detest imitation, I detest hackneyed devices.” This cannot be imitated. Bonus tomato pie review. Stunning in every way: 9.3

Prob my new fav New York spot- spicy vodka pizza

Best plain slice I ever had

Delicious, crispy crust, no flop, great use of parm. Just a long wait

Fantastic cheese pie. Great quality sauce and cheese.

Perfect crust. There was parm on top which I enjoyed but my bf did not prefer parm. Keep that in mind. They don’t have pepperoni pizza here? Why? Idk. That’s just New York baby.

Absolutely fabulous. Not giving it a ten because perfection is simply impossible, but this pie has me wondering what perfect truly is. Well fucking done Ceres

Best tomato pie I ever ate. Comes well done, very neat. Tremendously tangy sauce. People say it’s better than the cheese I do find that hard to believe based off pictures but I’ll be back for that another time

Oh yeah Frankie! Way better then any New Haven pizza

Ceres is perfect. Rushfanpizzadude will not get there. Folks haven’t clue. Ceres is a perfect masterpiece. The star of the party is the mushroom pie. Also the white pie. This would be hard for Rushfanpizzadude to eat, as he is on strict orders to avoid anything that tastes great or might get in the way of his highly healthy protein shakes twice a day. Dave does reviews of pizza not based on taste. He has no taste buds in his gaping mouth. He’s great. Comparing this to rushfanpizzadude’s usual 6.2 pizza is like comparing late Beethoven to KISS Destroyer. Or Rush A Farewell to Kings to Power Windows (Rushfanpizzadude fav). Or Schubert Winteriesse to Brittany Spears. Don’t be a schmuck and avoid this place. It is not too expensive considering the ingredients. Best pizza in the USA is Ceres, Sally’s and Maple Glen. Full stop. Good luck amateurs.

Tried both the Nduja and Tomato, it is impossible for me to imagine a better pizza. Had a ton of pizza in NYC, but this is the only one that genuinely wowed me. Leaving .1 for the pizza Jesus himself makes, but other than that this is perfection.

Overrated is an understatement. Gorgeous presentation but this is some hypebeast private equity trying to hard to be cool pizza. I love well done but this was overcooked, dry, bland sauce, and just generally lacked taste. And for $40 and a 2 hour wait?! I can think of at least 15 better pizzas in NY. Sorry portnoy got this wrong and his sheep are too. (Still yummy, it’s not like gross or anything, but someone needs to speak truth here!)

Incredible slice… zero flop, thin, crispy, and flavorful. This is a must have in NYC. Staff is phenomenal at what they do!

$45 for a pizza is insane. Would I pay it again? No. But this is fantastic

Greatest cheese I’ve ever had on a slice of pizza. Very good use of parm. Sauce had a little bit of sweetness and tang to it which really complimented the cheese. The Crust was a little too charred for my liking but it just depends on if you like it that way or not. In my opinion make the crust a nice crispy golden and you get a 10/10 from me. Overall 9.3 probably the greatest slices I’ve ever tasted.

Best cheese pizza we have ever had.

Absolutely zero flop. Sauce was a bit on the salty side, I prefer a more sweet sauce. Worth the hype.