Pizza Review
Ceres is perfect. Rushfanpizzadude will not get there. Folks haven’t clue. Ceres is a perfect masterpiece. The star of the party is the mushroom pie. Also the white pie. This would be hard for Rushfanpizzadude to eat, as he is on strict orders to avoid anything that tastes great or might get in the way of his highly healthy protein shakes twice a day. Dave does reviews of pizza not based on taste. He has no taste buds in his gaping mouth. He’s great. Comparing this to rushfanpizzadude’s usual 6.2 pizza is like comparing late Beethoven to KISS Destroyer. Or Rush A Farewell to Kings to Power Windows (Rushfanpizzadude fav). Or Schubert Winteriesse to Brittany Spears. Don’t be a schmuck and avoid this place. It is not too expensive considering the ingredients. Best pizza in the USA is Ceres, Sally’s and Maple Glen. Full stop. Good luck amateurs.