Federici's Family Restaurant

For more than 100 years, Federici’s Family Restaurant has been serving up their wonderful thin bar pies to millions, and I mean millions, of pizza loving New Jerseyans. In beautiful Monmouth County, a Republican stronghold in this festering boil of a state, the people know their pizza. They love their pizza how I love my women - hot, thin and saucy. While this state hasn’t sent a real Republican to the Governor’s mansion in decades, this pizza is the real deal. For my visit, I ordered the Vodka pie. It’s a strong pizza, like the nation from which the vodka comes from. Putin knows I’m not afraid to eat this pizza and that he knows I’m not afraid to bomb the shit out of anyone. Unlike Sleepy Joe Biden and his warhawks. Let’s face it, this is a Ponzi scheme to make money for the Biden crime syndicate. The number of Ukrainian flags on cars and homes is disturbing. As we funnel billions with a “B” to Ukraine, the young, hot mail order brides remain in Kiev, dancing the night away with their taut Slavic bodies. Yet CNN and the mainstream media continue to push an agenda to fight a war with hardly any casualties. Not one image of fighting gets shown on our nightly news. Where are the bodies? Where is the footage? Where is the money going, Joe? Zelensky is a puppet for the Biden/Obama regime. This regime is in service to the war machine. Unlike the service at Federici’s, which is warm and attentive. Just really great people. Unlike a certain New Jerseyan - Bruce Springsteen. He is a radical leftist who despite his facade, is as anti-American as they come. Word is he also calls Taylor Ham, pork roll. The same as Sleepy Joe and that dimwit Kamala. Bruce is also a vegetarian and drives an electric car. A working class American, he is not. Sad!

Amazing bar pie.

A bit disappointed overall. Cheese and sauce are good, the pie is thin and crispy, but the cracker crust is bland, and the pie is a bit too greasy. I believe it’s a bit overrated.

Best bar pie i’ve had in my life. Zero flop, super thin and crispy, great sauce & crust. Good amount of oil with no grease and super fast service.

Super thin, almost cracker like crust. Nice and crunchy yet still foldable and floppy at the tip. Small slices. Very good!

Very thin crispy crust with very little flop. Nicely charred edges. Cheese tasted great and excellent sauce to cheese ratio. Service was top notch too. Love this pizza.

Best Pizza in New Jersey. No debate. My all time favorite place and favorite pizza. Mozz Sticks are insane as well.

Love it or you don't. I don't love it. Dry Cracker crust your thing? You will love it. Sauce and cheese are Good.

I had the ‘12 personal pie. It was crisp and tasty. This place is a can’t miss if you’re looking for one of the better pizza places in NJ. (first time I put up a review but it’s not my first visit, and won’t be my last)

One of the best in the area! Top-notch bar pie

Looked great, but underwhelmed by the taste, which felt pretty generic but still decent. Would go back for sure.

Very good, crunchy crust, great cheese flavor.

Great bar pie! A freehold staple!

A true tweener for me. The flavor was awesome a little greasy and the crust just not substantial enough for me but damn I loved the flavor.

Stevie Slice here. Took a drive out on several recommendations. This is a true tavern pie with a cracker crust. Like Pete and Elda’s. The place is very cool and the pizza overall is super tasty and bold. The cracker crust holds up inside the restaurant. You could not travel with it . I can’t go higher than 8.1 but it stands in the 8’s as a unique and tasty pie .

I was waiting for the right chance to make the trip to Freehold and check out this well known place. Today I got that chance and jumped at it. Glad I did. This is the prototypical bar pie. Crust was awesome and pie had plenty of cheese and sauce. Not greasy! They obviously know what they are doing there as the pie was well cooked and all 8 pieces (yes of course I polished it off) retained the taste and great crunch to crust. I’m still looking for a bar pie to rival Stan’s Chitch’s (now sadly closed) and would rate Nancy’s Townhouse next best followed by Kinchley’s and Federici’s if anyone is interested. Solid pie and highly recommend. Good job!!

Nice crisp employees are nice, but pies are kinda small

Good pizza. Tasty and crispy. Great place with very nice workers.

Very good cheese is premium to me and the pie is pretty small but I love it.

Solid amount of cheese. Proportional amount of sauce. Would have liked to have a sweeter sauce and less flop. Not my style pie but good.

Good pie. Good for bar style. Very similar to Pete and Elda’s