Frank's Pizza

I will firstly the pizza score was accurate. It was good. As for the rest of the order not so much. We got the wrong food. Told the person serving us twice. Once when he came and asked how everything was. We even gave the plate back with the food and said I won’t eat it because I don’t eat these items. No replacement, just ignored. Then the lady came and asked if wverything was ok and if we needed a box, to which I replied yes but we got the wrong food. I didn’t ask for anything except topping up our drinks for the mistake. She said NO they are too big (large drinks) , nevermind our lunch was almost $80. Lousy customer service, and she was only nice and apologetic after I said keep the refills and I don’t need your refund, I just wanted my food right, or someone to act like they gave a shit, or $0.50 worth of refills. I guess she saw this potential review coming. Good pizza-Bad business. But then again customers are just number once you get the Prez rating apparently.

Open since 1993, this pizzeria is tucked away in the corner of a West Orange strip mall. Aesthetically, it’s a nice looking pie, but this is a total “Monet Pizza:” good from afar, far from good. Upon closer inspection of the ingredients, this is boring, pedestrian, generic football pizza. Thick & mostly soft dough, firm undercarriage but not crispy, zero flop, not particularly tasty, very plain. The cheese is equally basic, typical, standard pizza cheese, nothing to get excited about. The sauce is dark red and thick but completely void of flavor. This is as dull as taste gets, lacking any kind of pulse. They need to add some spice, some kick, some punch, some pizzazz, SOMETHING to give this pie some substance. When you combine flavorless sauce with generic dough and cheese, you get dime-a-dozen pizza. This joint is also “cash only,” proving that not all straight cash pizzerias are quality. Nothing to see here.

Good slice nice crispy crust

My first review in Jersey! Nothing special about this slice at all, all grease. The only thing I can really say is that it’s not gross and will maybe fill me up. You gotta be smoking crack to give this above a 6.

Good slice. Cheese really melts in your mouth. Crust could be a little fluffier. Overall solid Za