Sauce Pizzeria

This picture is not that pizza, unfortunately it was terrible and I wish it was this photo

It tastes like this picture

This pizza is trash. Moldy shit. Almost as bad as Corleones.

Word is they would special deliver to a rich guys private island. Originated the “Pizza Gate” secret language. IYKYK

With Dave

Fuck this place. You gonna be an absolute loser bum to be upset for getting business.

This is what happens when you invest in Bidenomics. Place went down harder than Lebron in 2011 finals. Wouldn't recommend going and never insult your clientele. From yours truly, a BRO!!!

Wasn’t a fan at all

If you know you know

So bad even Kamala won’t swallow it, and she always swallows.

You guys got permission to shoot on my patio today? ZERO POINT ZERO. TRASH!!!

Never eat here

It’s hard to believe this place has any good scores. I guess my palate is too sophisticated for this place. Tastes like ketchup and cheese whiz. I wouldn’t feed this to my dog.

Don’t go here. I ate the pizza and turned into a bro. It’s floppy and had a turd on it. Still ate it though. The 7.3 rating by Dave is overrated.

Pizza Sucks

The vodka is phenomenal, the sauce makes the pizza, but needs improvement on the cheese, a bit weird tasting

Was once a good slice, now a floppy piece of low class pizza. Maybe because I’m a “Bro” I would prefer frozen McCain pizza: never again

Was better when it first opened. Restaurants gone to shit..

Sometimes the “flop” makes you “drop”……the score 🤷🏽‍♂️

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You smell that? Smells like somebody died.