Established in 1975, this joint has been a staple of the Yonkers pizza scene for nearly 50 years. However, they’ve been serving the “Super Slice” only since 2016, which is essentially a 2-foot gimmick pizza that’s cut into squares, giving off slice-shaped Sicilian vibes. Super thick & doughy, this is really one big novelty act, perfect for children’s birthday parties, with a look, style, texture & taste that equals quantity over quality. Super soft with minimal crisp, the dough is moderately thick & slightly undercooked, in need of some more time in the oven. Mostly bland, the dough has a dull flavor with a Sicilian style texture & Greek dough taste. Despite a fairly firm undercarriage, there’s virtually no crisp or crunch, barely even in the paltry perimeter of the buttery crust. The cheese appears to be a pretty basic shredded mozzarella blend with rather generic flavor & a consistency that lacks creaminess. Poorly melted in some spots, the flow of the cheese is also interrupted by several pizza bubbles creating a void of taste. The texture & flavor of the cheese is equally forgettable. Short on seasoning & lacking personality, the sauce is not as bland as the dough but lacks spice & kick, leaving the flavor flat. More acidic than sweet, the sauce is a disappointingly generic tomato blend that needs more pizzazz to avoid the oversized pizza gimmick label. This pie profiles as late-night drunk pizza, more filling than flavorful, not premier pizza whatsoever. Perfect party pizza, especially for a kid’s birthday, Instagramable social media ginormous gimmick pizza with more shock value style than delectable substance, this is clear quantity over quality hunger-curing pizza. Unless you just want to see this monster “slice” for yourself, this is not travel-worthy pizza; and at a price point of damn near $30, I’d much rather pay for a top-notch, fancy & delicious New York pie in the city of legendary pizza.
